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You are on an
island
where two tribes live. The members of one tribe always tell the truth and the
members of the other tribe always lie. You are at a fork in the road and you
need to know which way to go to get to your destination. At the fork you meet a
member of each tribe. You are allowed to ask only one question. What question
must you ask to get the answer you need?
A.
The question you have to ask is "which way would
he tell me?" and then when they show you, go the opposite way.
Why. Because the one that always tells the truth will point the way that the
other one would point which would be the wrong way, because he always lies.
The one who always lies would also point the wrong way because that would be
opposite to the way that the truth teller would point.
Q.
You need to measure 400ml
from a jug but you only have two containers 500ml and 300ml How will you do it?
A.
Step 1 – fill the 300ml and pour it into the 500ml
Step 2 – fill the 300ml
again then pour into the 500ml till full this leaves 100ml in the 300ml
container.
Step 3 – Empty the 500ml
into the jug
Step 4 – Pour the 100ml in
the 300ml container into the 500ml container
Step 5 – Fill the 300ml and
pour into the 500ml to get your 400ml.
There is a bus with 7 girls
Each girl has 7 bags .
In each bag, there are 7 big cats
Each big cat has 7 little cats.
Each cat has 4 legs . Q. How many legs in the bus?
A. 10990
Girls: 7 * 2 legs = 14 legs
Handbags: 7 * 7 = 49
Big cats: 49 * 7 = 343 and 343 * 4 legs = 1372 legs
Small cats: 343 * 7 = 2401 and 2401 * 4 legs = 9604 legs
In total 14 + 1372 + 9604 = 10990 legs
You pick me when I'm green, you throw
away my outside and you cook my inside. When I am cooked you eat my outside and
throw away my inside.
Q What am I?
A I am a green mielie.
Pirate Pete had been captured by a Spanish general and
sentenced to death by his 50-man firing squad.
Pete cringed, as he knew their reputation. They were such bad shots that they
would often simply maim their victims, leaving them to bleed to death. This
thought made Pete beg for mercy.
“Very well, I have some compassion. You may choose where the men stand when they
shoot you and I will add 50 extra men to the squad to ensure someone will at
least hit you. Perhaps if they stand closer they will kill you quicker, if
you’re lucky,” snickered the general. “Oh, and just so you don’t get any funny
ideas, they can’t stand more than 20 ft away, they must be facing you, and you
must remain tied to the post in the middle of the yard. And to show I’m not
totally heartless, if you aren’t dead by sundown I’ll release you so you can die
peacefully outside the compound. I must go now but will return tomorrow and see
to it that you are buried in a nice spot, though with 100 men, I doubt there
will be much left of you to bury.”
After giving his instructions the general left. Upon his return the next day, he
found that Pete had been set free alive and well. “How could this be?” demanded
the general. “It was where Pete had us stand,” explained the captain of the
squad.
Q. Where did Pete tell them to stand?
A. Pete told them
to form a circle around him. All the squad were facing Pete, ready to shoot,
when they realized that everyone who missed would likely end up shooting another
squad member. So knowing the risk, no one dared to fire.
Q.
Can you turn bread into toast by
changing one letter at a time? Each step must create a valid word in the English
language. Jane made the change in 7 steps. Can you do as well ... or better?
As he is digging into the ground for protection from enemy fire he finds an old
lamp. In desperation he rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants him one
wish, however there is a catch. The genie says, “Whatever you wish for, each
enemy soldier will get two of the same thing.”
The soldier
ponders a while and thinks: ”If I get a machine gun they get two. If I get a
tank they get two!” He then rubs the lamp again and out pops the genie. “Well,”
the genie asks “have you made up your mind?”
I have said the soldier. The genie grants his wish and the soldier walks off to
safety.
Q. What did the soldier ask for to help him get
away?
A. To go temporarily blind in one eye.
A coin dealer was offered some ancient gold
coins. Look, the seller pointed out these coins are really old, there were
minted in 544 BC. The coin dealer immediately called the police and had the
seller arrested for attempting to sell fake coins
Q. How did the coin dealer know that the coins were fake?
A. How could the minter possibly have known that it was 544 BC (Before
Christ)
A man brags that he can accurately state the score
of any football match before it even begins. And he can!
Q. How is this possible?
A. Every game starts at 0 - 0
Two men working at a construction site were mad at
each other. Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another. One man,
obviously stronger, said “See that wheelbarrow? I’m willing’ to bet $100.00
(that’s all I have in my wallet here) that anything you can wheel to that cone
and back, I can wheel twice as far. Do we have a bet?”
The other
man, too dignified to decline, accepted the challenge. He looked at the objects
lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered
around to watch, and a stack of bags of concrete mix; he thought for a while,
and then decided what to load.
“All right,”
he said, and revealed what he would load.
That night, the stronger man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer.
Q.
What did the other man load
into the wheelbarrow?
A. He looked the strong man
right in the eye and said, "get in."
Q.
Every morning a man leaves his apartment on the 10th
floor and goes down in the lift to work. When he gets back in the evening, if he
is alone in the lift, he gets off at the 7th floor and walks up the stairs to
the 10th. Why?
A. The man is "vertically
challenged" and cannot reach the 10th floor button.
Q.
2 chess champions played 5 games of chess each.
They both won and lost the same number of games and neither drew a game. How?
A. They were not playing each other.
Q. The Pope has one but he does not use it. Your
father has one and both he and your mother use it. Nuns do not need it. Arnold
Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox’s is quite small.
What is it?
A. A Surname. (What did you
think? No. On second thoughts don't tell me. :))
Q. There is a set of 10 books on a
shelf. Each book has 100 pages. A worm eats from page 1 of book 1 to page 100 of
book 10. How many pages did the worm eat?
A. 802. The worm misses 99 pages of each book. (Books are packed from left to
right so book 1 is on the left and book 10 is on the right. This means that page
1 of book 1 is on the right side of the book and page 100 of book 10 on the
left)
Q.
3 large men sheltering under an umbrella but none get
wet. Why?
Q.
You enter a house late at night. Inside there is
an oil lamp, a gas heater and a stove full of wood. You only have one match,
which should you light first?
A. The match. Until the match
is lit you can't use it to light any of the others.
Johan Campbell
The Corporate Healer
Your
Life and Business Coach
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