Chuckle Corner - Jokes 

Astrological Light Bulbs

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb?

Aries: - Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: - One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: - Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer: - Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo: - Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: - Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra: - Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: - That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: - The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn: - I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: - Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces: - Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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