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How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light
Bulb?
Aries: - Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: - One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: - Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who
is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: - Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through
the grief process.
Leo: - Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get
a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: - Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: - Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is
that okay with you?
Scorpio: - That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: - The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Capricorn: - I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: - Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: - Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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Johan Campbell
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